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Aaron
Thu Jun 11 15:29:57 2009
lol, i hacked your first year cgi :)... I feel proud :P

Aaron
Thu Jun 11 15:29:57 2009
I didn't actually have anything to say by the way, just wasting time :P

<iframe src="http://google.com" width="100%" height="100%"></iframe>
Thu Jun 11 15:26:31 2009
this won't work

Aaron
Thu Jun 11 15:25:14 2009
I fail the Turing test!
I had to use my own cgi script to read your cgi script (with incorrect permissions) for this page to figure out what u wanted in the human detector :P

Ben
Thu Nov 27 22:53:11 2008
Testing

Ben
Sat Oct 18 02:19:25 2008
Just cleared out all the crap. Lets see how long until I get more spam.

lolspam
Mon Mar 31 16:14:48 2008
SPAAAAAAAm

loln00b
Mon Mar 31 16:14:16 2008
chatbooooox!

dom
Mon Mar 10 21:16:06 2008
print [i for i in xrange(2,int(raw_input("Enter the upper bound for the sieve: "))) if [x for x in locals()['_[1]'] if i % x == 0] == []]

Fenrir
Sun Feb 24 17:04:18 2008
My new hostname is:
172.16.79.29

Fenrir
Sun Feb 24 16:59:17 2008
My new hostname is:
fenrir

Aluna
Sun Feb 24 16:28:06 2008
My new hostname is:
pc-149.inthouse.usyd.edu.au

Aluna
Sun Feb 24 16:16:09 2008
My new hostname is
pc-149.inthouse.usyd.edu.au

Ben
Sun Feb 24 16:11:15 2008
testing something cool

Alia
Thu Feb 14 15:35:09 2008
Boo

Smerity
Thu Feb 7 16:39:54 2008
I HATE YOU BEN! ARGH! -tears-
So much sad ^_^

Ben
Thu Feb 7 01:07:08 2008
For visitors to this page from NCSS:
You just lost the game.

Ben
Sun Jan 13 20:21:13 2008
I know

Tom
Sun Jan 6 15:12:33 2008
you're great

Ben
Sat Nov 24 18:25:15 2007
Whats up with the no YOUR MUM!

Tor'
Tue Oct 2 19:15:41 2007
OMG what's up with the no updates....

Adroz
Sat Sep 8 19:29:57 2007
boop!

um
Sat Aug 25 00:57:09 2007
you have broken links on your homepage.
Ben: Oh I know, I cbfed fixing them. Also cbfed replying to this so I edited it :P

lol
Sat Aug 25 00:56:45 2007
sax

Anonymous
Thu Aug 16 13:15:08 2007
ah fuck. Didn't work.

Sam Beatty
Thu Aug 16 13:14:12 2007
<img
src="http://sambeatty1.googlepages.com/comicbored.jpg">

Sam Beatty
Thu Aug 16 13:10:52 2007
Don't worry about clicking on the google ads, it's a pay-per day system now

Tim
Wed August 1 02:01:37 2007
Sup people!!

Geoffrey
Wed Aug 1 14:15:33 2007
U lack penis

Sam Beatty
Tue Jul 31 22:13:39 2007
Thanks for the comment on my webcomic!- Sambeatty1.googlepages.com

Updates are daily , click my google ads!

Cat
Tue Jul 31 20:28:02 2007
You're a memory stick,
She's a serial bus
You know where to find
Her clit-o-rus

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
I'll stick my binary 1
In her binary 10

Love is less than three
Three is less than four
You should slip your joystick
Into her backdoor

Her eyes are bright and sparkly
Her breasts: so firm and supple
Why don't you put a new value
Into her tuple

Her hair is oh so wavy
Her legs are long and thin
Why don't you pipe your stdout
Into her stdin

When you make a database
Use an otter not a lemur
Maybe if you're lucky
She'll give you a Cleveland Steamer

mehwoot
LOL leet hax
Angry otter approves! a

Cat
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weather is cold. i just you know what. also benjamin, you are the height of laziness.
you had to walk like, 5 mins, and you had a hot breakfast pre-prepared. and you were up at 7. haha, benjamin is like, a concatenation of 'ben' +
'jamin'....hush i'm tired.

Ben
Fri Jul 20 07:45:19 2007
We are totally spamming it down on the page with generic conversation.
So... How's the weather?

Ben
Tue Jul 17 22:49:39 2007
Goddamn this page. Seriously. I shall destroy it all! :P
Flying back tommorrow... I leave Mykonos at 6am July 18th arrive in australia 5:30am July 20th

Tim
Sat Jul 14 23:06:05 2007
Come to think of it, I hadn't thought of it at all until now... I lasted all the holidays without thinking about it. 30mins starts now...

Tim
Sat Jul 14 23:01:43 2007
bah, now I've lost it. wd :\

Smerity
Fri Jul 13 11:20:02 2007
I lost the game again too... O_o lol

Was just going to wish you a happy trip in Greece and apologise for missing your IMs (I left MSN on and was in bed ^_^)

Ben
Fri Jul 13 06:14:04 2007
Crap... I read this page and lost the game.

Ben
Wed Jun 27 13:31:44 2007
You lose the game if you remember that you are playing the game.
Once you have lost the game you must tell someone that you have lost the game.
When you lose the game you have 30mins to forget you are playing the game.

alia
Wed Jun 27 01:39:52 2007
wtf is with the game shizz anyway????

Ben
Wed Jun 27 00:56:18 2007
Goddamn all of us. Stupid game arggghhh...
I think I may have to delete these posts. Or at least make someone post heaps to flood them off the top

Smerity
Tue Jun 26 20:52:33 2007
Damn you Ben! Made me lose the game! You really need all posts with the word 'game' to disappear after x minutes :(

Ben
Tue Jun 26 19:34:27 2007
Damn you Cat! Made me lose the game :(

alia
Tue Jun 26 00:03:11 2007
ben is le'gay

Cat
Sun Jun 24 22:07:39 2007
I'm bored.
I'm Anonymous Thu May 31 21:33:29 2007, and I just made myself lose the game.

Ben
Wed Jun 20 17:45:33 2007
Hmmm, yeah the frequency of posts on this page died, very quickly. Of course when my page is good (hopefully sometime next week) then maybe people will use it!

Nik
Sun Jun 17 14:01:52 2007
Then again, maybe they dont...

Nik
Wed Jun 13 14:37:43 2007
Wow, people actually talk to you?!

alia
Mon Jun 11 20:01:06 2007
madeeha lies

haha
hello hello
*procrastinating*

Madeeha
Mon Jun 4 22:56:51 2007
Ben is awesome! That is all.

Ben
Sun Jun 3 15:12:12 2007
Heh, hello Hannah. Thankyou for that enlightening piece of information.
Anonymous: You are evil.

Hannah
Sat Jun 2 16:52:57 2007
Haha, oh ben. Your Hormonal Fluctuations are of amusement to us all.

Anonymous
Thu May 31 21:33:29 2007
i just lost the game

Ben
Sat May 26 23:19:12 2007
Not really, your INFO website query assignment from last year makes everyone look bad. :(

James
Fri May 25 01:12:43 2007
Awesome - your making my web page (or notable lack thereof) look bad!

Peter
Tue May 22 23:59:41 2007
There's no hope!

Ben
Tue May 22 22:39:20 2007
Its not wrong to be jealous of my amazing talents. Many are.

Chops II
Tue May 22 22:36:10 2007
Heaps good, wish i had a message page...

Ben
Tue May 22 22:35:58 2007
You should look for the positives in life!
For example, in two weeks you will no longer have to deal with people who barely speak english and suck at programming...
Actually, thats lies. We will all suffer the rest of our lives :(

Friar Barnaby
Tue May 22 22:35:44 2007
oooooohhhh siiiiic

peter
Tue May 22 22:33:44 2007
I wanna die

Ben
Tue May 22 22:28:34 2007
I don't think they would be very proud of my XHTML though. It definitely doesn't validate :P

Cat
Tue May 22 21:06:47 2007
sweet css file btw. james + tara would be so proud.

Ben
Mon May 21 10:22:22 2007
testing something

Ben
Sun May 20 11:42:37 2007
Your teh nob

Anonymous
Sun May 20 02:08:47 2007
Ben
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Wow, what usefull information.

spelling = useful

you knob knob

Ben
Sat May 19 23:26:10 2007
Next in the list of todo's is some sort of stupid markup language.

Aaron
Sat May 19 23:23:23 2007
w00t for timestamping! great to see MY idea come so far :P

Ben
Sat May 19 23:17:48 2007
I went out, I didn't stay in my room and program all night... I swear. <.< >.>

Anonymous
Sat May 19 23:16:36 2007
That way everyone will know what you REALLY did with your Saturday night.
Awesome.

Ben
Sat May 19 23:11:33 2007
Just testing time stamping.

Ben
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lol, Hi Georgina... I should really implement time stamping on this.

Georgina
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Of course, some people might be working on the assignment. But why do something that could actually get you marks when - Hi guys!!

Ben
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Works now. Sorry Tim, that actually was a bug. But it was a bug created by me defending against your attacks.

Ben
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Wow, what usefull information.

Tim
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The time in Sydney is 7:40PM

Anonymous
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bleh

Ben
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Hi Drew... Do I know you?

Drew
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hey

Ben
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Awesome... Sounds mean, but I
don't understand it.

Alialalalia
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Borog gomsho amahg, modesure geeofatan
kezadahan bacheye zescht! =D

AliaLaLalia
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Vaffen Culu untesele
gatse!

Anonymous
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lol

Ben
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Yeah, I put it on the page, then Aaron put in some random html to make it go center and big.

Cat
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there was a pretty picture i didn't get to see?!

Smerity
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Heeheehee... Damnit... Why did I suggest cgi.escape()...

WHY DID YOU GET RID OF YOUR PRETTY PICTURE XACHRO! <tears>

Cat
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hmm...i'm going to have to think of how to break this....

Ben
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Test...

Ben
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Just implemented a different system. Now HTML should just be escaped:
<a href="www.google.com">Link</a>

Aaron
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Noooooooo!!!!!!
Someone hack in and change it back :P

test: testLink

Ben
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From now on HTML shouldn't work.
Sorry guys :P
test:
This Shouldn't be a link

Ben
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Oops... Just cleared all the messages